Permanent Hair Removal for Men - A Humorous View

Popular for years with women and bodybuilders, permanent hair removal is a growing trend with men. This hub is an attempt to add humor for those men who are considering hair removal, permanent or otherwise.

My friend considering permanent hair removal. I'm not sure how this all got started. We're talking a manly man here, not some girly man. Does he mean full body buzz job? No hair anywhere? Ick! That's a picture I don't want to see. Will he shave his head as well? And he's talking permanent hair removal, not taking this slowly. Perhaps he should start by doing away with his unwanted hair the old fashioned way - shaving. Hm-m-m-m. That won't work. He can't shave his back. How about using hair remover creams like Nair or Veet? Nope, that won't work either. Creams are smelly and they actually dissolve the hair. Dissolves the hair? Am I, my friend that is, going to spread that goop on his one and only body?

How about waxing? That can't be so painful, can it? Sure it can't. Move on.

Maybe electrolysis is the way to go. I wonder how that works. Would I, I mean my friend, get strapped down on some cold table and rigged up to some device that would electrocute me? (I mean my friend.) Has the electrolysis machine been calibrated recently? Is it a low bidder model? What about the qualifications of the clinician that will perform the procedure. Is this her first patient? Did she get her certificate online? We're talking permanent hair removal for the entire body. What about my private parts? My private parts be zapped to a crisp? Ugly picture. Let's move on. There must be another way!

Laser hair removal...that's the ticket! I'm reminded of the movie, "Goldfinger". Didn't Special Agent James Bond almost get sliced in half by a laser? Maybe shaving isn't a bad option after all.

What was I, I mean my friend, thinking?